Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Fix Your Hair, Your Horns Are Showing

As I sit here, in the very foulest of moods, I am trying my best not to let my horns show. I have thin hair, so I know they're poking out up there. It's just been one of those days, and I haven't been in a bad mood in a while, so I feel as though this is warranted. Everyone gets to be in a bad mood sometimes, right? The true test is whether you take it out on anyone or not. So far, I have been able to avoid doing that, but there's still time.

Well as I write this a telemarketer just called and that NEVER helps ANYONE'S mood. I honestly think it's the worst job on the planet. Cleaning sewer systems would be more pleasant. No one is happy to hear from you, and the one old lady who is, just wants to talk and not buy anything. It's a lose-lose situation.

Now, back to my bad mood... do you ever watch reality shows and see someone that everyone has pegged as the total villain or mean girl and think "would I be the that person on a tv show?". I fear that I could go either way. I get really annoyed with certain types of people, and I might not come off well on tv because of that. My hot buttons are people being outright mean to a nice person for no reason, and people who think they're too cool for school. Both of these types are ALWAYS on reality tv because they're all about the drama. I'd probably blow my lid in the first 48 hours. However, I'm all about having fun and laughing, so maybe that would make American love me? It's a crap shoot. The good news is that I never plan on being on reality tv, so I am safe.

Well now that I have rambled on and not really said much at all, I'm going to head on to my next victim of the day at my tennis lesson. You should all pray for my coach because he's going to be making me run and telling me what to do, and after today, there's little to NO chance I won't lose my cool on him.